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Scan the evidence
Upload a clear receipt photo. Receipt Roast reads the merchant, items, and total so you can skip the spreadsheet energy.
AI-powered purchase judgment
Your receipt has something to confess.
Upload any receipt and get a brutally funny AI personality analysis, then turn the verdict into a share-ready social card.
Three free roasts every day. No card required.
AI diagnosis
You came for groceries. You left with six emotional-support snacks.
The founder promise
Funny, honest, yours.
3/day
Free roasts to start
Your call
Review before you share
No shame
Just jokes, never financial advice
Receipt in. Verdict out.
A paper trail worth posting.
Receipt Roast turns the boring proof of purchase into a sharp, personalized joke in three quick moves.
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Choose your chaos
Pick a roast personality, from lightly judgmental to absolutely ruthless, and get a purchase-by-purchase diagnosis.
Financial discipline2/10
Snack commitment11/10
Impulse controlOffline
03
Share the damage
Turn the verdict into a polished, story-ready card built for group chats and social feeds.
Pay for fewer watermarks, not more guilt
Start free. Escalate if necessary.
Free
$0
For casual financial self-destruction.
- 3 receipt roasts per day
- Watermarked share cards
- Core roast personality
Unlimited chaos
Roast Pro
For group chats that demand fresh material.
$4.99/mo
Unlimited receipt roasts
No watermark
Multiple roast personalities
Historical spending analysis
Year in Spending — $9.99 one time
A full-year roast report with patterns, superlatives, and shareable highlights.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Unfair answers.
The total is already embarrassing
At least get a good post out of it.
Upload the receipt, pick your roast level, and let your shopping choices explain themselves.
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